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Milk So Fresh, The Cow Doesn't Know It's Missing

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unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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Grace Helbig
Do you want me to give you a massage?

harto-helbig-mames:

heckaharto:

myhartbig:

holyhartobatman:

hartbigcanon:

mamebig:

youderpers:

I’m sorry but ASDFGHJKL
Grace circa 2009 on the tv show ‘Michael & Michael have issues’.
Thank you to daily-gr4ce for showing me this. I am forever in your debt

OH MY FUCKING GOD

HOLY SHIT I CAN’T

What is air…. Oh my god, where’s my life alert

i can’t breathe *gasps* 

I WASN’T MEANT TO HEAR THIS

WAIT IM SORRY MY 10 YEAR OLD COUSIN WALKED IN AT THE LAST PUPPIES I NOW NEED TO EXPLAIN TO HIM

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leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

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freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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